By The Wizard Staff Posted 05/02/08
Philanthropist, inventor...playa. Meet Tony Stark, billionaire playboy and alter-ego to the Armored Avenger, Iron Man. When not smashing Chinese fellas with ring collections and/or other guys in armor, our hero is smashing it out with the kind of hotties only billionaires can bag. Don't believe us? Click the chart below and sit in awe as one man--if he be determined enough--can have sex with the entire Marvel universe.
Every time you kiss Iron Man, you taste Galactus.
Not too many superheroes can lay claim to that kind of fame, and--truth be told--wouldn't want to. But Anthony Edward Stark isn't your average kind of superhero. You can stick shrapnel in his heart, but he'll overcome it, build a suit of armor and steal your girlfriend. Shoot him in the spine and paralyze him? He'll go through grueling physical therapy, learn to walk again and bag your wife. He's rich, he has a mustache and he absolutely will not stop until you're in his bed.
source: http://www.wizarduniverse.com/050208sexdegrees.html
Monday, May 5, 2008
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